Wednesday, 27 July 2011

These foreigners don’t understand the language anyway: 01 (China)

Suzanna the German had spent a year in China for her Year Abroad, so she was fluent at the end of it.  

One day she was out and about in Xiamen (/Amoy, S.E. China) when two local women noticed her, and started a running commentary on her, in Chinese:  

“Oh, look at that Westerner!  Look at her legs: they’re like tree trunks.  And look at her bum, and the size of it!  She has such a big nose!” 

At this point, Suzanna couldn’t take any more of it, so she said to the women, in fluent Chinese:  “You shouldn’t be talking about people like that.  Don’t you know it’s very rude?”  

One of the women thought about it for a few seconds, then said to her friend:  “It’s not rude.  These Westerners don’t understand Chinese anyway!”

(China, mid-1980s)

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